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2007-01-05T08:44:00.000-08:00

Ten Steps To Goal Getting by Zig Ziglar
These ten steps will help you achieve your goals in 2007.

1. Make the commitment to reach your goal. "One person with a commitment is worth a hundred who only have an interest." Mary Crowley.

2. Commit yourself to detailed accountability. Record your progress toward your goals every night, and list the six most important things you need to do the next day. Daily discipline is the key to reaching your goals.

3. Build your life on a sold foundation of honesty, character, integrity, trust, love, and loyalty. This foundation will give you an honest shot at reaching any goal you have set properly.

4. Break your intermediate and long-range goals into increments.

5. Be prepared to change. You can't control the weather, inflation, interest rates, Wall Street, etc. Change your decision to move toward a goal carefully--but be willing to change your direction to get there as conditions and circumstances demand.

6. Share your "give-up" goals (i.e., give up smoking, being rude, procrastinating, being late, eating too much, etc.) with many people. Chances are excellent they're going to encourage you.

7. Become a team player. Remember: You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want.

8. See the reaching. In your imagination see yourself receiving that diploma, getting that job or promotion, making that speech, moving into the home of your dreams, achieving that weight-loss goal, etc.

9. Each time you reach a goal your confidence will grow so that you can do bigger and better things. After accomplishing any goal, record it in your journal, Weekly Planner or Palm Pilot.

10. Remember, what you get by reaching your destination isn't nearly as important as what you become by reaching your goals--what you will become is the winner you were born to be!
its your life,its my life and we live it like we want to.

2006-12-28T08:42:00.000-08:00

2006-12-14T10:56:00.000-08:00

like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing." Agatha Christie so lets enjoy the fact that we're alive and have a wonderful Christmas.
Its my life, its your lilfe and we live it like we want to.\

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2006-12-12T10:43:00.000-08:00

The "Eight T´s"
By Jim Cathcart

There are eight elements necessary for a person to be truly
empowered to win. I call these the "Eight T´s".

Target - Know where you want to go and why. There must be a
clear goal, dream or outcome which directs one´s energies
toward improvement. Until there is a clear target our energies
are dissipated and weakened through lack of focus.

Tools - Get the tools necessary to do the job well. Without
the right tools even the best artist, technician or performer
would be less than they could be. Imagine attempting to build
a business without a telephone or computer. With the best
tools, they can be more than anyone imagined. Think of what
the internet has done for researchers.

Training - Learn how to put the tools to their highest and
best use. Teach them how to think about their task and how to
master their craft. Talent without training doesn´t form into
skill.

Time - Take enough time to do it right. Sometimes training
takes a while to sink in. Let them grow into the mastery they
need. Provide the opportunity to test and develop new
abilities while keeping risk to a minimum.

Truth - Show them the ways in which they and their
performance fit into the overall scheme. Those who only know
"how" will almost always work for those who also know "why".
The more you know the higher you can go.

Trust - Give them room to grow. Trust them enough to allow
them to exert initiative but not so much that you create great
risk. Nothing advances until somebody does more than they
have done before. And nobody does more than they have done
before until someone else trusts them enough to give them the
room to experiment and grow.

Tracking - Winners always know the score. Create a
situation where they know at all times whether they are on
track or not. Let them keep their own scorecard too. As
professional speaker and author Dr. Ken Blanchard says,
"feedback is the breakfast of champions."

Touch - Celebrate their victories, help them learn from their
failures and inspire them to grow. Everything worthwhile is
done within the context of a relationship. Without the "human
touch"; support, encouragement and caring feedback, there is
no will to persist.

With these Eight T´s as a checklist you can easily determine
which elements are needed to complete the mix. A person who
has all eight is truly in a position to be self-directed.

Think of someone you would like to inspir.What do you
want to inspire them to do, specifically? Now look at the list
of Eight T´s and determine which elements are missing. With
this exercise your next steps should become obvious. Work to
provide all eight and inspiration will come.

2006-12-01T08:39:00.000-08:00

Failure is Only Feedback… by Jerry Clark

To start we need to review The 5 Step Success Formula that Never Fails… In a nutshell, here are the five steps…

1. Know the Results you Seek: There is much Power in Clarity.

2. Get Busy: This means Take Action.

3. Have Awareness: This means being aware of what is working and what is not working.

4. Be Flexible: This means that you want to stay focused on the results you desire; however, be willing to change your approach if necessary.

5. Keep Charging: This means Go, Go, Go!

The reason I bring this up now – is because I've noticed how some people take the time to know their outcome and they may even start to take some action and then they miss the boat during the third phase… Having awareness of what is working and what is not working…

In other words, they may have a setback and instead of viewing the results as Feedback, they view it as Failure... Quick example so we can easily distinguish the two... You haven't had any water in a while and so your body begins the process of signaling you by creating a dry throat... That's called Feedback... Now, let's say that a person gets a dry throat and decides to commits suicide as a result of it... That's called Failure... I know that I didn't have to be that dramatic; however, I want you to understand that this is what a lot of people do in their Network Marketing business... They get started in their new Network Marketing business and get really excited so they go and "Fire hose" or "Data Dump" on their friends and relatives... After they are done with a 2 hour seminar on their products and opportunity, their friends and family just sit there with glazed looks over their eyes as if they were in a coma or they simply turn around and run the opposite direction as fast as they can...

Then the new distributor takes this as personal rejection and gets their distributor kit, wipes off all fingerprints, and hides it under the bed so no one will know they ever got started... Many of them quit by committing what I called "Network Marketing Suicide"... You will find their names amongst the other hapless souls in the MLM Cemetery... Instead, they could have taken the reactions of their friends and family as Feedback because that's all it was anyway. They could have examined what they did and sought counsel from their successful upline leaders to see what the challenge could have been and how they could improve... Or they could have even asked their friends and family... They could say something like, "Hey John, as you know I'm just getting started with my new business and I can understand and appreciate that it's not for you right now. However, could you do me a favor by telling me why you almost fainted after I explained the products and opportunity to you? I'm new to this and it would be really helpful to me. And since you're my cousin, I know you will be sincere and honest with your feedback."

Something like that would be suffice and you will be surprised at what you discover... People truly want to help you; however, you have to be willing to see the so-called Failure as nothing more than Feedback... Feedback that can be used to make finer distinctions and eventually assist you in creating massive success... All of the great inventions that we benefit from today came as a result of the inventor seeing "Failure" as nothing more than Feedback... The automobile, airplane, light bulb, even this concept of Network Marketing... Wow... So the quickest way to success is to get massive amounts of Feedback as soon as you can and use it as the Stepping Stones to your Super Success...

So go out there and "Fail your way to the Top!" because Failure is Only Feedback... That's it for now...

Until Next Time...

Go, Go, Go!!

Its my life, its your life and we live it like we want to.

2006-11-26T10:56:00.000-08:00

Three Steps to Great Service

by Brad Sugars

So, when is great service really great?

Let's say you and I go to a restaurant and sit down. The waitress is polite, greets us perfectly, and serves us so well we feel obliged to order a little more expensive wine.

It's poured and served with a great skill...

We order our meal and are having a great time...

The meal arrives and it's bad, I mean really bad. Now, no matter how good the service, a lack of delivery reminds us that customer service is about the whole experience, not just the interaction.

I had an accountant once who took me to great football games and wonderful dinners, but he kept messing up my returns and was almost always running late.

I don't care how good the WOW factor is, if you can't deliver the basics.

So, here are my three steps to great service...

#1. Deliver with consistency. Every time I call your company, the phone should be answered the same way, the orders processed systematically, the services delivered with regularity so I can trust that you know what you are doing and I can feel good about coming back and referring my friends. Remember, you can't WOW a customer until you have at least satisfied them.

#2. Make it easy for me to buy. Consistency is a start, but if you make it hard to do business with you, I can never be WOW'ed. Everything from ability to contact people, websites, emails, payment methods, delivery choices, and so on. All of these things you need to make sure are easier or at least as simple and easy as any of your competitors. Ring them, go to their websites, do as much 'market research' as you need to make sure buying from you is both simple and easy.

#3. WOW me. Satisfaction is boring; do something I don't expect. I remember when only a year or so back, having WiFi in your room was a bonus. Now I expect it and am greatly disappointed when a hotel doesn't have it. Check your industry and then check three or four others to find out what is now expected as standard so you can dream up a strategy to WOW me.

Let me give you a couple of examples:

I met with an accountant recently who has a $15,000 computer golf swing analyzer in his office. So, while chatting about my accounts (and he is billing me) I get a few practice swings in.

When I flew from Sydney to Dubai, the Emirates First Class seats had doors to each seat and I could close myself off from the rest of the cabin. The lights in the roof of the plane gradually change from day to night with a beautiful orange glow, and there was the mini-bar in my seat. All examples of WOW.

But remember, if they hadn't had the flight get to Dubai, would I have cared about all the other stuff? Or, what if I could only pay with cash, how hard would that be?

Great service is one thing. Satisfaction with what I am buying, backed up with great WOW type service is what counts.

2006-11-11T07:23:00.000-08:00

Theres an end to the pleasures of life so be ready for them.Its your life, its my life and we live it the way we want to

2006-10-30T06:10:00.000-08:00

There was a man who had worked all his life, he'd saved all his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before his death, he made his wife promise to put his money by his side in his casket.
On the day when he was to be buried, stretched out in his coffin , his wife sat with her friend.Just before they finished the ceremony, and he was to be buried, his wife asked the undertakers to wait as she put a box in the casket.
The undertakers locked it up and lowered it into the ground.So her friend said,"Girl, i know you weren't foolish enough to put all the money in the casket", to which she said as chtistian as she was she kept to her promises.
"you mean you put all the money into the coffin?" asked her friend.
I sure did she replied,"i got it all together and put it into my account and wrote a check for him. If he can cash it, he can spend it"
This is funny but i want you to know that with every problem is a solution and just putting your mind to it you can break through.
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2006-10-25T07:07:00.000-07:00

A bout a century ago, the pope challenged the Jewish community of Rome to a debate.The jews looked round for a champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer,it was too risky.
So they finally picked an old man named Moishe who spent a major part of his life sweeping.Being old and poor he had nothing to lose so agreed.
He asked for only one condition as rules to the debate. Not being used to saying very much,he asked that neither of them be allowed to talk.The pope agreed.
The day of the great debate came and sitting opposite each other, the pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.Moishe looked back and and raised one finger.
The pope waved his fingers in a circle round his head.Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat.
The pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.Moishe pulled out an apple.The pope stood up and said "i give up.This man is too good.The Jews win."
An hour later the cardinals are asking what happened and he says"first i held up three finger to represent trinity.He responded by holding up one hand to remind me that there was only one God.
Then i waved my finger round to show that God was all around us .He responded by pointing down to say he was right here with us.
I pulled out a wafer and wine to show God absolves us from sin and he an apple to remind us of the original sin.What could i do,he had an answer to everything.
Meanwhile inthe Jewish comm. everyone was amazed and Moishe had this to say of his answers,"first he said the Jews had three days to leave and i told him not one person was leaving here. Then he said the whole city would be cleared of Jews and i told him that we're staying right here.
And then?" asked one anxious listener,'he took out his lunch and i mine" said Moishe.
A funny piece but all i want to say is that there is a genius in each one of us lets bring it out.

2006-10-12T08:52:00.001-07:00

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2006-08-11T08:44:00.000-07:00

Crappy Story

There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway?"

So he stayed. Winter came and was very cold, the nonconformist bird had never felt such cold weather and was afraid that he might freeze to death. Realizing he had made a big mistake by staying, he headed to a near by barn for shelter. On his way to the barn it began to snow. The poor bird was cold, tired and hungry. "Why did I stay?" he asked himself as he collapsed on the ground. As he lay there covered by the snow, a cow happened by. The cow, feeling the need to relieve himself, crapped right on the bird. At first being angry the bird said, "Who did this horrible thing to me, how dare someone crap on me, I'll get him for this!" The crap was too heavy for him to free himself. But, after a while the crap began to warm him and he forgot all about his anger. In fact he was so warm that he began to sing. A buzzard passing overheard the singing and went down to investigate. As he cleared away the crap to his delight he found the bird. The bird was so happy to be free from the crap that he thanked the buzzard, who then decided to eat the little bird.

The moral of this story: Just because someone craps on you, it does not make them your enemy, and just because someone gets you out of the crap, it does not make them your friend.
its your life, its my life and we live it like we want to.

2006-07-14T08:03:00.000-07:00

2. Your Achievement Quotes
BALANCE

"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars." -- Og Mandino

"You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose." -- Lou Holtz

"To acquire balance means to achieve that happy medium between the minimum and the maximum that represents your optimum. The minimum is the least you can get by with. The maximum is the most you’re capable of. The optimum is the amount or degree of anything that is most favorable toward the ends you desire." -- Nido Qubein

"Be prepared to ride the cycles and trends of life; success is never permanent, and failure is never final." -- Brian Tracy

BASICS/FUNDAMENTALS

"Some things you have to do every day. Eating seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn't going to get the job done." -- Jim Rohn

"Morale and attitude are the fundamental ingredients to success." -- Bud Wilkinson

"It's good to have money and the things money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things money can't buy." -- George Horace Lormier

"I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble." -- Helen Keller

BEING THE BEST

"The most splendid achievement of all is in the constant striving to surpass yourself and to be worthy of your own approval." -- Denis Waitley

"Successful people begin where failures leave off. Never settle for 'just getting the job done.' Excel!" -- Tom Hopkins

"If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause and say, here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well." -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Good is not good where better is expected." -- Thomas Fuller

"Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person who wants to live in gloom and doom otherwise. Give lifting that person your best shot, but don't hang around long enough for his or her bad attitude to pull you down. Instead, surround yourself with optimistic people." Zig Ziglar

Hownot to dress especially at work

2006-07-14T07:40:00.000-07:00

Lets learn something from one of my resource persons;fashionrays.blogspot.com

Lori Kocoon a human resource expert was once talking about the way people dress to work and how this may affect their business affairs and said that If you come in with piercing in your tongue, I won't hear a word you're saying because I'll be completely focused on how much that must have hurt.". Well this simply trying to tell us that we can tell how serious one is at work by the way they dress at work. He also agreed that the work place lately become more casual but he also stated that there ought to be a limit to the causality of the way we dress to work, although considering that what you wear to work depends on your industry, company, geographic region and the activities you have planned f bbbbor the day, most image consultants and corporate executives agree that there are basic standards everyone should follow.
Well incase your guilty of this facts and know not what to do here are 15 ways of dressing to work that youshoulddreallyyreallyy avoid when dressing to work:

1. Underwear as outerwear. Camisoles or visible bra straps and lingerie scream "eek!" not "chic!"
2. Workout gear. Save your muscle shirts and spandex for the gym.
3. Soiled, stained or rumpled clothing. Neatness counts. Better to wear less expensive clothing that is immaculately cleaned and pressed than to sport designer grunge.
4. Shorts. Whether of the Bermuda or Daisy Duke variety, wearing shorts to work is just plain wrong.
5. Tattoos. Celebrities like Angelina Jolie have made tattoos seem almost mainstream, but many people are still put off by them. Best to keep yours under wraps or disguised with a heavy spray-on makeup made expressly to conceal tattoos.
6. Extreme hair color. Natural looking highlights are fine, but never dye your hair blue, magenta or other colors not found in nature.
7. Too much cologne. A strong scent is a turnoff to most people. Best to forgo fragrance and opt for the clean smell of soap.
8. Long, fake or wild-colored nails. Keep your nails short and neat. Avoid nail decals, black polish or "Elvira" length nails.
9. Grungy beards. In general, most companies prefer clean-shaven men to, say, ZZ Top. If you just can't part with your facial hair, at least keep it neatly trimmed. (And for gosh-sakes check in the mirror after eating that powder-sugared doughnut!)
10. Micro-miniskirts. Make sure there is no more than three or four inches between knee and hem. You want to be able to sit without giving a peep show.
11. Overly revealing attire. Too little is too much. Breasts, back and arms should be covered. Avoid overly snug fits by making sure there is at least one inch of room between body and fabric.
12. Athletic socks with street shoes. Men, the devil's in the details. People notice these things!
13. Body piercing. Studies show that most people view body jewelry as unprofessional and that people with multiple piercings are less likely to be hired or promoted.
14. Bare midriff. Make sure there is at least one-inch of room between body and fabric and that your shirt it is long enough to conceal your midriff. Let your clothes show off your good taste -- not your six-pack abs.
15. Low-rise pants. "Plumber's crack" is not acceptable anywhere. Period.

Finally, as a rule of thumb: If you have any doubt whether something you have on is Bappropriate -- go back and change.

We profit from our mistakes

2006-07-11T09:13:00.000-07:00

We profit most from our mistakes
It's human nature: When things are going well, we generally don't think about changing anything. It's only when something goes wrong, or we recognize the potential for it going wrong, that we decide to make corrections. This is the phenomenon of negative feedback -- feedback that is based on receiving negative information.

A very simple example is the big toe on your right foot. You probably do not usually think about it, but if you had stubbed your toe just now, and it was throbbing, you would be thinking about it and how to take care of it. That is the principle of negative feedback.

It seems unfortunate but true that we learn mainly by making mistakes. Buckminster Fuller was an architect, inventor, and philosopher -- his most well known contribution is the geodesic dome. In the many books he wrote in his later life, one theme was constant. Fuller emphasized repeatedly that human beings learn only through mistakes. The billions of human beings in history have made quadrillions of mistakes -- that is the only way we have arrived at the knowledge that we have.

Fuller pointed out that humans might have been so mortified by the number of mistakes we have made that we would have become too discouraged to continue with the experiment of life. But fortunately, we have a built-in sense of pride in the fact that we can learn, and we have the gift of memory that allows us to keep somewhat of an inventory on our mistakes. That prevents us from repeating all of them over and over again.

When you possess the trait of self-correction, or sometimes it is called "course-correction," you are able to learn from your mistakes. You also get better and better at spotting the need for change before disaster strikes. It is similar to being able to monitor symptoms of disease in your body before they turn into serious problems.

Self-correction means you have ability to initiate change and evaluate the results. It means you ask for feedback, and have a mindset that is about problem solving, not about the need to be right. It means being able to see when you have developed a non-productive pattern in your behavior. Or being able to say:
"I think this approach isn't working, I'd better try something different.

"I made a mistake." "I went off on a tangent." "I got off on the wrong foot." Those are each ways of acknowledging that we tried something that did not work out as we had planned. If you find that you are not saying those kinds of things very often or at all, it might mean your versatility is low, or it might mean you are not trying anything new. As Bucky Fuller says, it's the reason we were given two feet -- to make a mistake first to the left and then to the right and over and over again. It is only by self-correcting at every step we take that we are able to walk in a somewhat straight direction.
flash games

2006-06-23T07:36:00.000-07:00

Hello wonderful people sorry for not hearing from me for a long time and i just wanted to get this message to you.
A pastor skipped church one Sunday to go hunting.In the forest that day everything seemed to be going on well till he caught a glimpse of a lion afar off who by God knows how also saw him, he quickly seeing danger smilling started running and like yoou know, the lion followed.
Unfortunately, on the run his gun went off making him fall some distance away from a cliff,luckily he was alive but unluckily he had broken all bones in his leg, but there was the lion still coming after him.
In desperation he got to praying and in this asked God for forgiveness and asked him to pleeasssee make a christian out of the lion.Like magic the lion stopped fell on its knees and began praying.
It said"into your hands oh God doi commit this food i'm about to eat,Amen"
Funny but the message is that God hears our prayers lets ask what we want- be specific cos he'll give it.He made a christian of the lion.
Its you life,its my life and we live it like we want to.

2006-05-29T11:15:00.000-07:00

Hello wonderful men and ladies of dimpty, i got something interesting to share with you today;
You've got to be the original bcos if you're like someone what do they need you for?
cos you have two equal personnalities ,so lets be ourselves,its my life,its your life and we live it like we want to.

2006-05-13T05:44:00.000-07:00

A great stage director once said, "Acting is reacting. It's done with the ears, not the mouth." Contrary to popular belief, listening is not passive, it's active. How do you get someone's attention? It's not by talking or by making clever remarks or by trying to impress others with yourself. If you want to get people interested in you, talk about what's important to them. The biggest mistake most people make in communicating is talking about Me, Myself and I: "What I want to sell"... "These are my needs"... "I would like this to happen because I"...

Instead, turn your attention to the other person: "What are your needs?" "How can I help you?" Then listen. Always pivot the conversation around the other person. Talk about people, places and things that are important to him or her.

It's been said that by showing interest in people you can make more friends in twenty minutes than you can in twenty weeks by showing how interesting you think you are.

So Be an Active Listener ThIS WEEK

2006-05-06T05:23:00.000-07:00

A blonde walks into a doctors office and says she's broken every bone in her body.
"Thats impossible!"says the doctor.The blonde says "Its true i'll show you.Look!"She then touches her leg and "oouch"she screams
Then she touches her arm and yells"Eeeoooow'.
Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure as the tears roll down her face.
She says"See i told you, i broke every bone in my body".
The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough exam ."Well, miss,' he tells her"I've got some good and bad news for you
"The good news is that you haven't broken every bone in yur body-like they have , but you've broken your finger.
You may just as well have a little problem and not your whole personality wrong, its your life,its my life and we live it like we want to.

2006-05-04T05:00:00.000-07:00

In a mag. i read one time it said;
I told my four year old twins to tidy up their room before they could watch Tv.I pointed out where the big hand would be when the childrens programme would start.
I left the room for a while but on my return found that they stil had not finished.Unperturbed my daughter turned to me and said "Its alright mummy we took out the battery so we could have more time"
Funny smart children but we also sometimes are so today i say time waits for no man so do it now for there is no time like now but now.
There are those of us who are always about to live. We are waiting until things change, until there is more time, until we are less tired, until we get a promotion, until we settle down -- until, until, until. It always seems as if there is some major event that must occur in our lives before we begin living." -- George Sheehan

"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been'." -- John Greenleaf Whittier

"Now is the only time there is. Make your now wow, your minutes miracles, and your days pay. Your life will have been magnificently lived and invested, and when you die you will have made a difference." -- Mark Victor Hansen

"Handle challenges fast. If someone has a challenge with your product or service, take care of it right now." -- Tom Hopkins

"Stop rationalizing, stop stewing. Get up out of your chair and start doing." -- Denis Waitley

"It's a strange thing, you have said it thousands of times I am sure… you will never know what you can do until you try. However the sad truth is, that most people never try anything until they know they can do it." -- Bob Proctor
DON'T BE LIKE THE GUY ,Its your life it s my life andwe live it like we want to.

2006-05-01T06:57:00.000-07:00

let enjoy

2006-04-29T05:23:00.000-07:00

A lady was walking down the street to work andshe saw a parrot on a perch in front of apet store.The parrot said to her "Hey lady, you're really ugly"the lady got furious and stormed past the shop to her workplace. On her way back she met the parrot and it again called "Hey lady, you're really ugly",she was really ticked.
The next day she saw the same parrot and again it said to her"Hey lady, you're really ugly", angry at the parrot she rushed into the shop and said she would sue them the next time it said that to her. The store manager apologized and said it won;t happen again.
When she came back she saw the bird on its perch and it called "Hey lady", she turned and said "What!",and it replied" you know"
Funny but a lesson, the parrot didn't say it but the lady still heard it , covering your problem doesn't take it away cos "HEY YOU KNOW"
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laugh!

2006-04-29T05:15:00.000-07:00

Trying to see the reason for advice is best otherwise it leads to destruction, and doctors make it clear to us.

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LETS LEARN FROM THIS

Don;t rush to condemn

2006-04-27T02:27:00.000-07:00

A patient was in the exam room of a famous specialist,waiting nervously for her turn to meet the doctor.
"Tell me, who did you met before coming to me?"the doctor asked as soon as he entered the room.
"My family doctor"
'Your family doctor?" scoffed the specialist "What a total waste of time what sort of useless advice did he give you?"
"He asked me to come and see you" answered the patient.
So you see don't be in a rush to condemn anyone cos they may be praising you
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2006-04-27T02:20:00.000-07:00

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Yes this is the picture i wanted to send the other time its titled looks can be deceiving and i say that so may your problems so face them.Its you life its my life and we live it like we want to.

2006-04-25T07:39:00.000-07:00

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THIS IS THE PICTURE ON LOOKS

2006-04-25T07:28:00.001-07:00

Cartoon 4: Nonconformist
Let others lead small lives, but not you. Let others argue over small things, but not you. Let others cry over small hurts, but not you. Let others leave their future in someone else's hands, but not you.

Lifestyle is the art of discovering ways to live uniquely.

Some people have learned to earn well, but they haven't learned to live well.

Earn as much money as you possibly can and as quickly as you can. The sooner you get money out of the way, the sooner you will be able to get to the rest of your problems in style.

its your life its my life and we live it like we want to

2006-04-25T07:28:00.000-07:00

2006-04-21T06:57:00.000-07:00

THE TITLE OF TIS IS lOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING ,so may your problem its just the funny things and which make ourlives better.Its the attitude changing thing.

Maxims of life

2006-04-16T08:11:00.000-07:00

Not failure but low aim is a crime
There is no failure unless in no longer trying
There are two educations, one teaches how to make a living and the other how to live it
The law of success;Do it until you get it right
Whatever gets your attention gets you
Your concentration becomes your conservtion
The seeds of sucess begin in the trenches of the mind
Beware of little expenses;small leaks sink a ship
The best preacher is the ant, she says nothing
Pay attention to your enemies, they're the first to recognise your mistakes
Mistakes are inevitable,but where you comit them are very crucial
Success is many things but the key ingredient in you
Success is doing what others only think about
Success is getting up just one more time than you fall down.
These are real maxims for a wonderful life so lets apply them,its ypour life its my lfe and we live i tlike we want to

2006-04-16T08:09:00.000-07:00

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Lets also smile as we go on in life.Its your life,ts my life and we live it like we want to.

its right before you

2006-04-15T06:29:00.000-07:00

Hello and hi, its me again and once again i apologise for not hearing of me for so long atime.Today i have something inspirational to share.
I was reading one magazine onetime and i got to this part with the title 'brain teasers',so i thoght why not try teasing my brain, the first one read;
"Imagine you're in a sinking boat surrounnded by sharks, what would you do"
SEEING MY BRAIN WAS REALLY TEASED cos i couldn't get a straight answer i went after answers and the simple answer was stop IMAGINING,it was that simple just stop and it'll be gone.I think you should know this,stop creating problems in your mind just see the bright side or rather imagine good things.
The next one was ;"A man and his son were having a ride when they had an accident the man died but his son went unconscious and was rushed to the hosppital.
At the hospital an emergency neurosurgeon was called to operate immediately on him.When the surgeon got there and saw him he said"I can't operate he's my son.What happened?
Again i went and came back and the simple answer was that the neurosurgeon was his mum.
We tend to look so far when the answer is right before us.
These are some things to help us as i say survive on this planet called earth and with our five senses.

Got some vitamins for you

2006-04-12T09:40:00.000-07:00

Hello friends today i got something real good for you,its what the philosopher,Jim Rohn,calls vitamins for the mind and the Readers digest call quotable quotes but lets say say their really important to make it through on this land we call earth and this place called the world.I'll share some of this stuff with you ,don't want to be greedy;
1. Feeling fearful is normal,reacting to it is not.
2. Our limitations and sucess will be based on our expectations for ourselves.What the mind dwells upon, the body acts upon.
3. The problem is not that there is aproblem.The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having a problem is a problem.
4.Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear,not absence of far.Except a creature be a coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave.
And lastly
5. Your reward in life will be direct proportion of to the value of service to others.

And now...

2006-04-06T08:33:00.000-07:00

Hello my lovable,sweet and always happy readers,i'm sorry for not giving you the news i promised some time ago ,its really because i wanted to add some photos but since i've still not got the whole process i'll give it the usual way.
So, the eclipse started at about 7:30 when a small portion of the moon covered the surface of the sun,how did i see?Heii ihad my glasses on.By 8:20 a quarter of the sun had ben covered and everybody was under anticipation to know when half and atlas the whole sun be covered.By 8:45, half of the sun had been covered and by 9:05 three-quarters of it covered, this is when i took off my shades and looked at the sun -bad example-and i saw the sun covered like with the shades it was really beautiful.
BY 9:11 the whole of the sun had been covered and looking with my naked eye since nothing could be seen with the shades ,the whole thing was like a crystal in the sky shining and after about five seconds it was like a ring of light hanging in space and it as real beautiful.I just had to say a big hallelujah to show how great our God is and how he had brougght out this just for his glory and pleasure ,unfortunately it laste for two minnutes and by 9:20 the moon was leaving the sun to shine back.
It left the sun little a time like it did in coming and by 10;30 it was all gone and the day was back.we are all happy and thankful to God and also wish it happened every day.

no hatred

2006-04-01T06:47:00.000-08:00

A man absolutely hated his wifes cat and decided to get rid of the animal oneday by driving it 20 houses away from home and leaving it at the park.
As he was getting home,the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he drove it 40 houses away, put the cat out and headed home, driving back up his driveway there was the cat.
The man kept taking the cat further and further away and it always beat him home.Atlast he decided to drive a few metres ,turn right,then left, then right again past the bridge then right again ,then left until he was a safe distance from home and left the cat there.
Hours later he calls home to his wife"Akos, is the cat home?"
"yes"the wife answers"why do you ask?'
Frusterated the man answered"Put him on the phoine i'm lost and need directions.
Don't develop jealousy,prejudice or hatred for someone cos you may have to see them for solutions- even if a cat.Until then its your life, its my life and we live it like we want to.
Happy easter...

do your advice

2006-04-01T06:35:00.000-08:00

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer"What do you do to stop people asking you legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them" replied the lawyer"and then send them a bill".The doctor was shocked but agreed to give it a try.
The next day still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.When he went to place them in the mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
Showing others that you use or apply the advice you give them is a good way to make them use it too.Until then its your life ,its my life and we live it we want to.

The sight

2006-03-30T08:46:00.000-08:00

http://www.dreamstime.com/eclipse-image625558
A listener phoned a disk jokey during his show at a radio station to ask a question about a forthcoming lunar eclipse .
"The eclipse can be half past one in the morning" the DJ informed heer."That late?"she snapped"i don't know why they don't schedule these things so that the children can also enjoy them too."
Funny huh! the eclipse was really beautiful, i'll give you a gist of it so be on the read out of it.Until then its your life,its my life and we live it like we want to.

Announcement

2006-03-27T10:40:00.000-08:00

Regarding the eclipse to occur on the 29th of March, a comedy TV show in Ghana had this announcement to give to the general public;
I said the public should not blame them for the black-out to occur from 8:08 and 9:08 that they had done it so long in the homes and they were doing it outside.And even if it is then its God putting them off.
Funny huh! have a wonderful time on the 29th,its your life,its my life and we live it like we want to.

A sight to see.

2006-03-27T10:16:00.000-08:00

On Wednesday,the 29th of March this year few countries would experience the total eclipse of the sun.This is a rare phenomenom where the moon passes between the sun and the earth and its shadow falls on the surface of the earth,and the mighty sun's disk covers the moon.This celestial event would happen in some beautiful African countries like Togo,Benin,Nigeria, Niger, Chad,Libya,Egypt and the gateway to Africa,Ghana and also Brazil.
The moons shadow actually has 2 parts ie the penumbra[faint outer shadow] and the umbra[total shadow].Depending on ones position a partial or total eclipse is seen.
Unfortunately the whole phase would be brief lasting in Ghana for about 38 mins but its awesome and you shaould see it,when the skys twilight is replaced by the black disk of the moon,a night in the day.There may be pictures of it but its better to see for youself.The last time it happened in Ghana was 59 years ago,1947.
In Ghana it starts at 8;30 with the partial eclipse as the moon covers the first half of the sun,then the total between 9;08and9;15.
Its risky to watch with the naked eye so get your shades,binoculars, telescopes cameras are not safe so get yours.In Ghana you can get it from the Centre for Remote Sensory &Geographic Info,Services at University of Ghana,Legon and all basic and second cycle institutions.
Lets all go out on the 29th March in our shades and see the day-night phenomenom.

don't be expensive

2006-03-24T16:52:00.000-08:00

A man went to a tailoring shop and this what happened:
He says; When i called into a tailor to buy a regular size suit-off the peg i found that the jacket fitted perfectly.Unfortunately,too many pasta dinners and real ales meant that the waistband of the trousers was far too tight.
"Don't worry"said the affable salesman"we can alter it for you for a small fee".
I then pointed out to him that the trousers were too long and he cheerfuly agreed to alter them free of charge.
'Wait a minute" i queried"you've charged me for the waist alteration but not for the length?"
"Well sir"he said with a smile" thats because the length of your legs isn't your fault"
You know the next statement his waist is therefore he had to pay.So the next time you have to eat remember this man and don't be expensive.Its your life its my life and we live it like we want to.

theres always a first time.

2006-03-24T07:28:00.000-08:00

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath and stopped centimetres infront of a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the car, then the driver said 'look here man , don't ever do that again.You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger appologized and said he didn't know a tap would scare him that much.The driver replied "Sorry, its not your fault .Today is my first day as a cab driver.I've been driving a funeral van for the past 25 years and for a second i thought the person tapping me was....you know"
Theres always a first day, but you'll get used to it as time goes on, so don't give up but rather press on cause from then you may be the best.

look to the fuure

2006-03-22T09:31:00.000-08:00

A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed.She got out of bed to check out where he was and heard sobs in the basement.
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found her husband curled up into a little ball sobbing.
"Honey, what's wrong?" she asked worried about what could hurt him that much.
"Remember 20 years ago, i got you pregnant?And your father threatened me to marry you or go to jail?"
"Yes of course" she replied.
"Well, i would have been released tonight"
From this, the man had regretted his actions twenty years ago, he had only thought of the prison food and been in the same place all the time and not the woman he would have to live with all his life.Lets not make decisions by what is present but with the future in mind.

happy me

2006-03-19T08:59:00.000-08:00

Lets learn from this;
Watching my grandchildren growing up
,i finally understood what life is about.
It is about losing everything.
Losing the baby who becomes a child,
the child who becomes an adult,
like trees lose their leaves.
So every moning we must celeberate what we have.
Lets enjoy every thing trhat happens in our lives.

do it yourself

2006-03-19T08:34:00.000-08:00

"Several years ago i was on a train from Leningrad to Moscow.During a stop in a small town, i saw an old woman selling a homemade pirozkhi, this little Russia pastries.I called an urchin passing on the platform and asked "Do you know how much the pirozkhi costs?"
"Ten copecks apiece" he told me. I gave him twenty with the instruction to buy two; one for me and one for him"
"A few minutes later he returned enjoying his pastry. He handed me over ten copecks and said "I'm sorry but there was only one left"
This is one interesting thing i read from the readers digest and from it i learnt that doing things yourself does help even if you have good intention. But remember its your life, its my life and we live it like we want to.

Beware

2006-03-10T06:20:00.000-08:00

A member of parliament died and within hours an eager candidate called to offer his name as a successor.
"So, sorry to hear of the death of Mr.Aikins " he said" Is there chance of my taking his place?".
"Its OK with me" replied the branch president"as long as the undertaker does not have an objection"
Taking actions with ulterior motives are really bad and you should avoid doing this or you may prematurely end up in the grave.Until till its your life,its my life and we live it like we want to.

remember...

2006-03-07T02:44:00.000-08:00

Consider the case of a man who left the cold climate of his town for a vacation in a hot climate. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send her a quick e- mai.Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written the address,he did his best to type it from memory.Unfortunately,he missed a letter and so his note was directed to an elderly preachers wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her mail, she took one look at the monitor and gave out an ear-piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
Hearing this, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the monitor:
Dearest wife,
Just got checked in .
Everything ready for your arrival tommorrow.
Signed, your eternally loving husband.
Please note, Sure is hot down here.
You know keeping good note of little things does save you much trouble, so do well to but remember ,but its your life, its my life and we live it like we want to.

do it

2006-03-04T09:01:00.000-08:00

" Okay, lets go unravel this mystery.... D o i see some chickens?" 'cluck,cluck,cluck" go Shaggy and Scooby-dooto show they're really big chickens.Scooby-doo is a cartoon that kids alll over the world really love and i also do.But you know they just can't help getting in the way of the ghosts. Fred, Wilma and Daphne anyway just don't meet them ,maybe its because they're not scared.
Do you have this ghost that makes you a chicken just like Scoooby and Shaggy, as Proverbs said get all the advice and knowledge you need and then face it.Maybe with a MUMBA-JUMBA dance.
So until till,its your life,its my life and we live it like we want to.Scoobie-dooobiee-doooo..

2006-03-04T08:27:00.000-08:00

You see,it was my birthday and it was a Sunday.After a blisfull sermon ,i met them and after warm handshakes they handed over to me my present. It was from all three of them anyway so i got home to unwrap them and thats when i had the shock of my life.
They had boughtme something but not what i'll ever expectnin my life.It was a perfume, one that could have its lasting effect for over two days.Whyy??, i kept asking myself . There were three of them and two of them girls which meant they knew what they were buying.A boy is fine, maybe he wanted me to have whathe didn't have but two girls meant something.And girls you know are really concerned about appearances so ...
I had nightmares that day and i could see smiles on their faces saying atlas it'll be all over with breaths of relief.From that day i had two baths a day and made sure my underpants were clean.
Have you had a gift like mine or crazier ,than mine, it may be the right cause to change so doont feel bad.Remember its my life,its your life and we live it like we want to.

Interesting

2006-02-26T10:07:00.000-08:00

You know Ghana is an interesting place to be, it is really the gateway to W est Africa but i enjoy much the funny scenes.Almost every thing inGhana has a name and much portrayed.
It was one afternoon when i saw written on the back of a cab'Don't critisize'. Seeing a thing like this doesn't give you the chance to laugh with others.All you do is call the next persons attention.
So call your friend to check this out and you also share you experience. But don't forget its your life, its my life and we live it like we want to.

It does matter

2006-02-26T09:34:00.000-08:00

We were one day having dinner when Kojo, a friend of my dad came to our house. kojo we all knew was a fooduan, he could eat food for a feast and still be Oliver -asking for more, so you know how kojo is.
I didn't know until then how straight my dad could be until that night.We all got seated at the table and that day of all days there was a Bible to be read.So he gave it to Kojo andstarted by saying he wanted to share with us a scripture and as Kojo was around should do the reading.It was not just a rebuke but also really straight at the target.
The mighty scripture was from Proverbs so to be well-noted, Proverbs 23:1 and it read.....
After reading that it was clear, and you can imagine the type of dinnner we had.
If you eat like a pig better changebefore the experience, but always remember its your life, its my life and we live like we want to.