don't be expensive
A man went to a tailoring shop and this what happened:
He says; When i called into a tailor to buy a regular size suit-off the peg i found that the jacket fitted perfectly.Unfortunately,too many pasta dinners and real ales meant that the waistband of the trousers was far too tight.
"Don't worry"said the affable salesman"we can alter it for you for a small fee".
I then pointed out to him that the trousers were too long and he cheerfuly agreed to alter them free of charge.
'Wait a minute" i queried"you've charged me for the waist alteration but not for the length?"
"Well sir"he said with a smile" thats because the length of your legs isn't your fault"
You know the next statement his waist is therefore he had to pay.So the next time you have to eat remember this man and don't be expensive.Its your life its my life and we live it like we want to.
He says; When i called into a tailor to buy a regular size suit-off the peg i found that the jacket fitted perfectly.Unfortunately,too many pasta dinners and real ales meant that the waistband of the trousers was far too tight.
"Don't worry"said the affable salesman"we can alter it for you for a small fee".
I then pointed out to him that the trousers were too long and he cheerfuly agreed to alter them free of charge.
'Wait a minute" i queried"you've charged me for the waist alteration but not for the length?"
"Well sir"he said with a smile" thats because the length of your legs isn't your fault"
You know the next statement his waist is therefore he had to pay.So the next time you have to eat remember this man and don't be expensive.Its your life its my life and we live it like we want to.
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