A lady was walking down the street to work andshe saw a parrot on a perch in front of apet store.The parrot said to her "Hey lady, you're really ugly"the lady got furious and stormed past the shop to her workplace. On her way back she met the parrot and it again called "Hey lady, you're really ugly",she was really ticked.
The next day she saw the same parrot and again it said to her"Hey lady, you're really ugly", angry at the parrot she rushed into the shop and said she would sue them the next time it said that to her. The store manager apologized and said it won;t happen again.
When she came back she saw the bird on its perch and it called "Hey lady", she turned and said "What!",and it replied" you know"
Funny but a lesson, the parrot didn't say it but the lady still heard it , covering your problem doesn't take it away cos "HEY YOU KNOW"
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Trying to see the reason for advice is best otherwise it leads to destruction, and doctors make it clear to us.

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LETS LEARN FROM THIS

Don;t rush to condemn

A patient was in the exam room of a famous specialist,waiting nervously for her turn to meet the doctor.
"Tell me, who did you met before coming to me?"the doctor asked as soon as he entered the room.
"My family doctor"
'Your family doctor?" scoffed the specialist "What a total waste of time what sort of useless advice did he give you?"
"He asked me to come and see you" answered the patient.
So you see don't be in a rush to condemn anyone cos they may be praising you
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Yes this is the picture i wanted to send the other time its titled looks can be deceiving and i say that so may your problems so face them.Its you life its my life and we live it like we want to.

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THIS IS THE PICTURE ON LOOKS

Cartoon 4: Nonconformist
Let others lead small lives, but not you. Let others argue over small things, but not you. Let others cry over small hurts, but not you. Let others leave their future in someone else's hands, but not you.

Lifestyle is the art of discovering ways to live uniquely.

Some people have learned to earn well, but they haven't learned to live well.

Earn as much money as you possibly can and as quickly as you can. The sooner you get money out of the way, the sooner you will be able to get to the rest of your problems in style.

its your life its my life and we live it like we want to

Cartoon 4: Nonconformist
Let others lead small lives, but not you. Let others argue over small things, but not you. Let others cry over small hurts, but not you. Let others leave their future in someone else's hands, but not you.

Lifestyle is the art of discovering ways to live uniquely.

Some people have learned to earn well, but they haven't learned to live well.

Earn as much money as you possibly can and as quickly as you can. The sooner you get money out of the way, the sooner you will be able to get to the rest of your problems in style.

its your life its my life and we live it like we want to

THE TITLE OF TIS IS lOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING ,so may your problem

Maxims of life

Not failure but low aim is a crime
There is no failure unless in no longer trying
There are two educations, one teaches how to make a living and the other how to live it
The law of success;Do it until you get it right
Whatever gets your attention gets you
Your concentration becomes your conservtion
The seeds of sucess begin in the trenches of the mind
Beware of little expenses;small leaks sink a ship
The best preacher is the ant, she says nothing
Pay attention to your enemies, they're the first to recognise your mistakes
Mistakes are inevitable,but where you comit them are very crucial
Success is many things but the key ingredient in you
Success is doing what others only think about
Success is getting up just one more time than you fall down.
These are real maxims for a wonderful life so lets apply them,its ypour life its my lfe and we live i tlike we want to

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Lets also smile as we go on in life.Its your life,ts my life and we live it like we want to.

its right before you

Hello and hi, its me again and once again i apologise for not hearing of me for so long atime.Today i have something inspirational to share.
I was reading one magazine onetime and i got to this part with the title 'brain teasers',so i thoght why not try teasing my brain, the first one read;
"Imagine you're in a sinking boat surrounnded by sharks, what would you do"
SEEING MY BRAIN WAS REALLY TEASED cos i couldn't get a straight answer i went after answers and the simple answer was stop IMAGINING,it was that simple just stop and it'll be gone.I think you should know this,stop creating problems in your mind just see the bright side or rather imagine good things.
The next one was ;"A man and his son were having a ride when they had an accident the man died but his son went unconscious and was rushed to the hosppital.
At the hospital an emergency neurosurgeon was called to operate immediately on him.When the surgeon got there and saw him he said"I can't operate he's my son.What happened?
Again i went and came back and the simple answer was that the neurosurgeon was his mum.
We tend to look so far when the answer is right before us.
These are some things to help us as i say survive on this planet called earth and with our five senses.

Got some vitamins for you

Hello friends today i got something real good for you,its what the philosopher,Jim Rohn,calls vitamins for the mind and the Readers digest call quotable quotes but lets say say their really important to make it through on this land we call earth and this place called the world.I'll share some of this stuff with you ,don't want to be greedy;
1. Feeling fearful is normal,reacting to it is not.
2. Our limitations and sucess will be based on our expectations for ourselves.What the mind dwells upon, the body acts upon.
3. The problem is not that there is aproblem.The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having a problem is a problem.
4.Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear,not absence of far.Except a creature be a coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave.
And lastly
5. Your reward in life will be direct proportion of to the value of service to others.

And now...

Hello my lovable,sweet and always happy readers,i'm sorry for not giving you the news i promised some time ago ,its really because i wanted to add some photos but since i've still not got the whole process i'll give it the usual way.
So, the eclipse started at about 7:30 when a small portion of the moon covered the surface of the sun,how did i see?Heii ihad my glasses on.By 8:20 a quarter of the sun had ben covered and everybody was under anticipation to know when half and atlas the whole sun be covered.By 8:45, half of the sun had been covered and by 9:05 three-quarters of it covered, this is when i took off my shades and looked at the sun -bad example-and i saw the sun covered like with the shades it was really beautiful.
BY 9:11 the whole of the sun had been covered and looking with my naked eye since nothing could be seen with the shades ,the whole thing was like a crystal in the sky shining and after about five seconds it was like a ring of light hanging in space and it as real beautiful.I just had to say a big hallelujah to show how great our God is and how he had brougght out this just for his glory and pleasure ,unfortunately it laste for two minnutes and by 9:20 the moon was leaving the sun to shine back.
It left the sun little a time like it did in coming and by 10;30 it was all gone and the day was back.we are all happy and thankful to God and also wish it happened every day.

no hatred

A man absolutely hated his wifes cat and decided to get rid of the animal oneday by driving it 20 houses away from home and leaving it at the park.
As he was getting home,the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he drove it 40 houses away, put the cat out and headed home, driving back up his driveway there was the cat.
The man kept taking the cat further and further away and it always beat him home.Atlast he decided to drive a few metres ,turn right,then left, then right again past the bridge then right again ,then left until he was a safe distance from home and left the cat there.
Hours later he calls home to his wife"Akos, is the cat home?"
"yes"the wife answers"why do you ask?'
Frusterated the man answered"Put him on the phoine i'm lost and need directions.
Don't develop jealousy,prejudice or hatred for someone cos you may have to see them for solutions- even if a cat.Until then its your life, its my life and we live it like we want to.
Happy easter...

do your advice

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer"What do you do to stop people asking you legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them" replied the lawyer"and then send them a bill".The doctor was shocked but agreed to give it a try.
The next day still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.When he went to place them in the mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
Showing others that you use or apply the advice you give them is a good way to make them use it too.Until then its your life ,its my life and we live it we want to.